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Football is a hell of a drug. Nothing is worse than being shitfaced at noon. As a Seahawks fan I am willing to make sacrifices. The only real issue is that it really ruins the rest of your day... unless, that is, the rest of your day consists of drinking and recording your dumb ideas about child rearing and life in general. So GO HAWKS! and GO ALCOHOL! we have some pickled points of view but all of our ideas are covid free cause alcohol kills germs? Ok we can't guarantee anything but we are wasted... so... whateves