In a market where memecoins named after bodily functions can surge 50x and physical NFT money printers sell for hundreds of dollars, Bitcoin quietly celebrates its Sweet 16 by crossing $96K. The original crypto has matured from a rebellious experiment into a $1.91T titan, while newcomers like SPX6900 capture the imagination of a new generation of traders. As traditional finance and crypto continue to blur, one thing becomes clear: innovation knows no bounds in this space.