Stephani and Lauren are full of hot takes that no one asked for… but spoiler alert: they’re gonna tell you about them. They dive into each others cups of tea and try to decide whether or not they should be teaching their kids to read and write. Half-hearted apologies are kind of made, but also, are octopus just aliens sent by our instagram FBI agents to rule the ocean?? Put on your tin foil hats, it’s the misguided & baseless conspiracy episode no one was waiting for.