Spring Break’s over. The sun’s setting. And class is back in session.

This week, we dig into the myth, the menace, and the sex appeal of vampires—the kind that made you want to stay out past curfew and maybe even get bit. From Blade's trenchcoat justice to the leathered-up chaos of The Lost Boys, to the hypnotic nightmare of From Dusk Till Dawn, we dissect the bloodsucker blueprint. What makes a good vampire story? What makes a terrible one? And why does Salma Hayek still live rent-free in everyone’s frontal lobe?

We’ll unpack the powers, the pitfalls, the pale weirdos, and the cult classics that built the coffin these creatures sleep in. Some movies made us want to join the coven. Others made us want to drive the stake ourselves.

We’re Daywalkers with opinions—and we’re naming names.