On this episode of the definitely still a "comedy" podcast Bitter Coffey, Kelly hatches a plan to start a band with Darek's Mom, reads a letter from friend of the show Morgan, and our hosts offer some very dubious relationship advice. We also discover that one poor listener has been suffering through the podcast (more than most) at 1.5 speed, which leads us into the dark and disturbing world of "drunk speed". Darek also goes off on a rant about gendered baby clothing, and Kelly is chased by a literal beaver.