In a rare Saturday morning show, Margo does her best to navigate Kelly's excessive coffee consumption earlier that morning, while discussing cardiovascular issues, Jell-O, and a recording of an ice cream murder truck drive-by.  Kelly goes into her decades-long fear of fabric stores, and Margo shares that her dislike of PB&J might be un-American. Salad bars are mourned and Darek's stellar editing skills hide a segment when Kelly just starts hitting buttons on the laptop for no apparent reason.