On this very special, injury free, episode of Bitter Coffey, we’re in the Christmas spirit, we’re making major life announcements and we’re experimenting with our first ever cold close. Is that even a thing? Find out after the outro music! Also, the subscriber mugs have arrived and Kelly has a new Twitter handle. There’s also talk about the different versions of the Winnie the Pooh theme song, green candy flavors, the horror of company Christmas parties, what your Christmas lights say about you, and we find out the strangest Christmas gifts Kelly and Darek have ever received.