Hello Ichabodkins! We love you and so does Ichabod! Welcome back. In today's turgid episode, we are talking about Black-Eyed Kids, scourge of front porches in America. These pests are a nuisance. But what do they want? Tune in to find out. 
Today's episode begins with a very special and really bad theater short, complete with sound effects and special guests, Ian and Chris. I know you're excited. Yes you are! 

**All the sound effects in this episode are from Freesound at https://freesound.org/home/. If you are looking for some great stuff by talented sound folks, this is the place to go. All effects for this episode are listed at public domain. 
Thanks Freesound!