When Sparks, the world’s greatest (self-proclaimed) private investigator, takes on the biggest case of his career, he never imagined it would involve cosmic horrors and Black Friday deals.

Will our heroes survive the Umbra Moon’s whispers or fall prey to 70% off mind-shattering terror? Tune in for investigative hijinks, questionable decisions, and Geoff’s suspiciously sharp editing skills. It’s chaos, comedy, and Call of Cthulhu—now with doorbusters.

Edited by Geoff during a caffeine-fueled shopping spree, this episode of Unimaginative Dragons delves into the shadowy alleys of madness and markdowns.