Happy 2022! Drew welcomes beloved chica Allison Swimmer to discuss this week's cultural emergency: the science of cheugy. The girlies dissect the basics of being basic, learning what Aritzia is, Carrie/Samantha hybrids, and a very special girl named Winona. All this and more on the thirty-ninth episode of Crisis Twink: the only podcast intelligent and sexy enough to fix a culture in crisis.

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