Buckle up your seatbelts for safety you dumb children, because it's Grand Theft Auto: Weiss City in Marvel Studios Presents: Black Widow's Younger Sister is Cool, rated PG-13.

Maisie and Tim (AKA your worst frickin' nightmares) saunter through ScarJo's Marvel swan song, it's so crazy how she's dead now in real, actual life. We're here-um, we're anti-serum, and we don't care who knows it! Our brief clutches at sleep are the only reprieve from this cruel game God plays with our pithy existences. Subscribe to Disney+.