This week, Agent Starling is on assignment, leaving Christian, Captain EO and Coltrane to wade through the latest news on Jared from Suway, The Cos, Paula Deen, Russell Wilson, Bristol Palin, a Florida kid who antagonized Alligators, an Alabama man offering $10,000 to find him a girlfriend, a Maine man lighting fireworks on his head, Al Jazeera's criticism of America, and women's soccer. Then, Agent Starling calls in to react to the new Han Solo movie and the latest photos from the set of "Batman v. Superman : Dawn of Justice". Finally, Christian and Captain EO enthusiastically review "Terminator : Genisys".