Christian and Captain EO are joined via Skype by comedian Tom Kelly, making a triumphant return to The Bladtcast discussing "Bladt's girls", social media, the history of the podcast (with and without wacky horns) and the limitations of the medium, dating clowns, Match.com, The View, the current state of late night television, regional dialects, Tom and Christian's alma maters and time as NBC pages, local commercials in New York, Liev's hot cousin, yet another delay for the new Star Trek series, networks that reboot existing properties, how Snapchat is the modern-day beeper, Madame's Place, AKA Mariah Carey's New Year's Eve meltdown.

Then, they try to navigate the tricky waters of discussing the implementation of President Trump's Executive Order on immigration, while Jeff standing up for millennials leads to a heartfelt examination of the lives that they have led and we all lead.

Finally, Christian and Tom weigh in on an SNL writer tweeting about Barron Trump.