Wouldn't it be great if Lionel Ritchie really was Milli Vanilli, An Amazing Weather Week, The Intensive New Thing, Are You With Me, The Big Combo-War, We Shall fight Them in the Terminals, The Rain is the Real Problem, Not THAT Brain, A Kind of Groovy 4th, Nobody's Perfect, Indulgences, Shout Out to Scooter, and the Big Keanu Thing. Also: The Most Boring Roadside Attractions, Stupid People Getting Injured, The Jaws of Life Turn to Crime, Giving Money to Iowans, Hickenlooper Bails, The Little Mermaid CONTROVERSY, Florida Man Stories, Not Everyone Believes the Holocaust Happened, Schadenfreude, Sweet Schadenfreude, Vineyard vines, Blue Bell Lickers, Fireworks Racism, and Lights For Liberty.