Rip your jeans into cutoffs and plug your private parts into the wall socket, because it's time to bite our way out of Brazil, Dear Readers! STREET FIGHTER'S og monstrosity, the chlorophyll-colored Capoeira conundrum, somehow also just a guy-named-Jimmy, he's mean, he's green, he's BLANKA!!!!!!

(insert shout-barking noise & electrical discharge effect)

CONTENT WARNINGS:

actual references to CAPCOM's racist concept art

Jean Claude Van Damme

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