We’re quenching your Thursday thirst for drama, updates, and pure chaos.

It’s Thirstdayyyyyy! and today’s show is overflowing:

🍻 Pope Beer? YES PLEASE. Burning Bush Brewery just dropped “Da Pope Beer” — a divine American mild ale.

🤖 Human vs. Robot War — the tech apocalypse might be near, but at least it's funny.

⚾ Cubs Bleacher Fall Update – charges have now been filed against the man who allegedly supplied alcohol to the 20-year-old who fell from the bleachers. Yikes.

📞 Call the Boss! We help a brave soul quit live on air. Spoiler: things get awkward fast.

🔥 FIVE THINGS with Marris – today's weirdest and wildest headlines in five bites or less.

🐻 Bad News Bears with Maria – the worst news of the day you kinda can’t stop laughing at.

🏀 SPORTS ROUNDUP –

• Cubs win
• White Sox fall again
• NFL rule changes voted in
• Pacers mount a comeback vs. the Knicks — NBA Playoffs are officially wild.

🧠 Nerd News – the latest in tech, science, and Reddit rabbit holes.

🎸 Rock Report with Michael – New drops, tour dates, and unexpected collaborations in the rock world.