THIS WEEK IN HISTORY: We return from the future to the past (your now) to finally bring you the brand-new hot and spicy episode we promised you, even as we are subsumed in the real-life coverage of AVN here in Vegas, and dreading the impending horror of the inauguration later today (your future, our past, soon to be the present later on - for you - and now, thankfully, already in the past for us...)...

...ahem... We bring you our complete review of the timely time-manipulative temporal 8-bit sidescrolling chaos-festival known as "SUPER TIME FORCE ULTRA." Enjoy it now, enjoy it later, and (after you've enjoyed it) please be sure to share your thoughts with us later in the past.

Video of the week:

https://youtu.be/X-Awf3bAdZI

Please check the website this weekend for our video of "Super Time Force Ultra," which we uploaded earlier in the future so as to arrive sometime much later and longer ago ()tyour present, now, as of this weekend, later, in your future). We made it all clear and understandable, timely, approachable, and it's held up very well in spite of being so far ahead and shrouded in the mystic fog of futures now so long-passed.

Thanks for waiting so long, and we'll see you later, long ago, when you finally get to now. -The Mngmnt.