This week’s episode is a chaotic buffet of TikTok drama, celebrity daydreams, and relationship trauma disguised as “funny stories.” 🎤

Jen’s out here picking celebrity narrators for her life (because apparently Morgan Freeman wasn’t available), while Ashten is busy trying to make “The Wrinkle Wagon” a real senior joyride business. 💅

Somewhere between grieving old relationships and planning our golden years, we spiral into speed-dating scenarios that prove red flags do come in every shade of beige. 🚩

There’s laughter, oversharing, accidental therapy, and enough sass to get us permanently banned from the Hallmark Channel.

Highlights include:
💔 Grieving relationships (and still stalking their TikToks)
💨 The Wrinkle Wagon: coming soon to a nursing home near you
🎙️ Who would narrate your life — and why is it not David Attenborough?
💋 Speed dating chaos, because apparently we don’t learn lessons

Grab your headphones and your emotional support iced coffee — this episode proves healing is funnier with Wi-Fi. ☕💀