BoOgey Notes - 1st goal of the playoff was scored off this guy’s face into the net. Take the teeth out of the puck and go see Dr. FeelGood. It’s like being the smartest kid with down syndrome. Jolly Roger Green. X to the P to the A to the C. With the D O double G. Nothing new is happening in church, they keep saying the same thing. Didn’t you see that guy carry that cross across town. I’m not sick, I’m just not well. Eggnog with honey Jack. Can you tell me where the weight room is? They crack the skull and eat the brain while it’s still thinking. Man beat to death with a pogo stick in a laundry mat. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. You get a small sample if you you buy some lucky charms. I had enough beers in one day where I couldn’t walk anymore. You ever slur your words in your head. Jesus Juice. $9.95 or a bunch of Lies. Do you look like an elephant. When it gets dark, only good things happen. Mr Pipe. Blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while. Jesus wasn’t eating tacos at that last supper. 3 Finger lid. Stole a bottle of Jim Beam and ran over a fire hydrant. Austinpress.com