Today’s episode spans protests, politics, technology, and climate. From austerity uprisings in France to cartel propaganda wars in Mexico, from Apple’s Siri overhaul to a UN warning on global heat, we distill the day’s 27 most urgent headlines into minutes, not hours.

What’s Inside:

• 🇫🇷 France braces for September 10 blockade over Bayrou’s austerity plan
• 🇺🇸 Marco Rubio defends U.S. strikes on Venezuelan “drug boats”
• 🇮🇳 India’s pharma industry faces credibility crisis after safety scandals
• 🍏 Apple tests Google’s Gemini for Siri’s AI reboot
• ☕ Brazil’s coffee prices surge again as beans get pricier
• 💧 Corpus Christi cancels $1.2 bn desalination project, risking water shortages
• 🇪🇺 EU court upholds U.S.–EU data transfer framework
• 🌐 Censys warns of state-backed abuse of research access
• 🕵️ Iran-linked hackers hijack 100+ embassy emails
• 🇯🇲 Jamaica votes as corruption claims dog PM Holness
• 🚋 Lisbon tram derailment kills 15 in worst accident in decades
• 🧪 OpenAI hires “AI-pilled” academics for science accelerator
• 🍺 Asahi pays for sustainability-tracked barley in Australia
• 💻 Matrix.org suffers RAID meltdown, restores 55 TB database
• 📲 Mexican influencers targeted in cartel war violence
• 🇲🇦 Moroccan feminist jailed 30 months for blasphemy T-shirt
• 🇮🇱 Israel’s Dimona nuclear site shows suspicious new construction
• 💼 Salesforce cuts 4,000 jobs despite $10.2 bn revenue
• 🇷🇺 Putin rejects ceasefire, vows to meet aims militarily
• 🏔️ Nepal mandates tourist-tracking app from September 17
• 🚽 Doctors warn: toilet TikToks linked to haemorrhoid risk
• 🇹🇭 Thailand ruling party seeks parliament dissolution amid chaos
• 🍕 Rare stabbing spree in Seoul pizza restaurant kills three
• 🇺🇸 Trump suggests sending troops to New Orleans
• 🛰️ U.S. deploys NMESIS missile system in Okinawa to deter China
• 🌡️ UN warns: global heat won’t ease despite La Niña
• 🇻🇪 Venezuela claims Trump’s “drug boat” strike footage is AI-generated

Takeaway:

Global fractures intensify—from austerity and AI battles to climate alarms.

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