This bleach blonde betch (PJ) is burnt to singed filth by his "trusted" stylist. Following the crispification of his scalp, a roach attempts to plant residence in his straw-like hair. Plus the realization that the VMA's are now the VMAin't and that Lady Gaga is pure perfection. After a long break apart, we are reunited and it feels so good. Grab your favorite thirst quencher and come hang out with us!