Legendary producer Roger Béchirian takes the "Pool It!" quiz, and imagines an alternate universe wherein the album goes double platinum and he goes on to produce Soundgarden (it almost happened) ...  and if that weren't enough, we present the world premiere of Peter Tork's "Never Gets Old", a tribute to the enduring power of rock 'n roll co-written with Michael "Since You Went Away" Levine for the "Good Times!" album (salty language warning)