When your husband texts “Happy Valentine’s Day” at 11:45 PM - 15 minutes before the holiday ends - the internet immediately serves you divorce lawyer ads. Apparently, the algorithm knows your marriage better than he does.

In this episode: a Valentine’s “gift” that doubles as a Costco scavenger hunt, a concert night that turns a dance floor into a literal bloodbath, and the horrifying realization that AI boyfriends might be out-performing the real ones.

From embracing Early-Bird MenOparties, to the rise of fictosexuals, we’re confronting the brutal truth: marriage is the ultimate Disney bait-and-switch. “Happily ever after” might just be a myth but at this point, maybe a stocked fanny pack, dark humor, and a chatbot boyfriend isn’t such a terrible upgrade. 😈

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