Here a wig, there a wig, everywhere a wig wig.  Why does Sebastian have a MacGruber haircut?  Why do we need a flashback of a thing that happened five minutes ago?  Just show the thing that happened!  George is excited that “We Hate Movies” started doing “Melro210” episodes again.  Check out these awesome spanking spoons.  Why does Rayne spend half of this film in a cage?  Finally, is Udo Kier a real life vampire? 
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