The Gen-X-istentialists

Bludgeoning vs. Broken Bottle: Why the Bar Stool is the Only Rational Choice in a Fight


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Are you leading with your head, your heart, or that primal gut instinct that tells you the highway is about to turn into an ice rink?

In this archived-but-essential episode of The Gen-x-istentialists, Bunny and Scott introduce the very first Rapid Fire Round, tearing through the best (and weirdest) of 70s and 80s pop culture. From the production genius of Peter Gabriel’s So to the bizarre chimpanzee-espionage of Lancelot Link, this is a deep dive into the media that wired our brains for sarcasm and skepticism.

Inside the conversation:

  • The 80s Album Audit: A showdown between Michael Jackson’s Thriller and Peter Gabriel’s So. One redefined the arena show; the other imported world music into the pop machine.
  • The Trunk Monkey Manifesto: Why Bunny is eternally disappointed that semi-trucks don't actually come with orangutan co-pilots and why car dealerships need to bring back the "Attack Monkey" red button.
  • Bar Fight Physics: A straightforward, non-PC breakdown of why breaking a bottle over someone's head is a rookie mistake that only ends with you getting a handful of glass shards.
  • The 70s TV Gauntlet: Why All in the Family beats MASH, why Laverne & Shirley felt "grimy," and why Peter Falk (Columbo) is a certified god of the screen.
  • Propaganda vs. News: A blunt look at why modern news feels like "Pravda" and how the ubiquitous 24/7 infotainment cycle is designed to kill your ability to think for yourself.
  • The Meaning of Life (According to Socrates): A 10-second philosophical audit that ends exactly where it should—with Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Whether you’re a "Head Thinker" five steps ahead or a "Gut Thinker" just trying to survive the day, this episode is a raw, funny, and uniquely nostalgic survival guide for the meaningless universe.

(Originally aired April 7th, 2025)

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The Gen-X-istentialistsBy Bunny & Scot