Blue Balls NYCFC

Crikey Blue Ballers, the team form so stanky we had to disperse the stank to a guest this go around. Trey and returning champ John Baney (@thepigeonsNYCFC) of New York Soccer Journal acclaim cover the impotence that was New York's 1-1 draw with the Los Angeles Sons, free kicks and lack of chances all. Then, some listener Qs, a tour of the stadium grounds, and finally Griezmann's Ghouls in Orlando. Button up and shake it off, you've got Blue Balls.

Welcome back Blue Ghouls and Goblins, and while it is not good hallow's eve yet that won't stop us from wanting to communicate with the dead as soon as possible after watching this team! We talk down the win-less city of Chicago and Miami misanthropic misdeeds. Plus, some USMNTalk and a 'flagship team' idiot fight vs predictable LAFC. Kiss and die, you've got Blue Balls.

Rough couple weeks for baby blues, Blue Ballers! Jake and Trey talk all about it — the Atlanta draw, the case against Man City and CFG, and even a little Chi-town pessimism. Fix your heart or die: you've got Blue Balls.

You want to think more about that game? Really? Okay. You're the boss. We do as much toro talk as we can tolerate before chatting options and negotiations, Miazga's "new phone who dis", and the gentleman's B Team lineup against Atlanta's own limited lineup. However else your week's been, you've got Blue Balls. Alt: Sex And Death At Camp Miazga

We did it, blue ballers - we snapped the winless streak! And away from home, no less! So why don’t I feel any better? Jake and Trey break down three messy points from two messy matches, including a banished Benie, a Nico supernova, Agustin getting ojed’a every defender, and much more. Plus: Cavan Sullivan Corner, So Long Seymour, and some fond player reminiscences of yesteryear. And - a butthole-clenching bridge-and-tunnel battle coming this weekend. Get your toll money out: you’ve got Blue Balls.

Welcome back, Blue Ballers! Jake & Trey record an abbreviated beacon to recap a frisky but frustrating home match against Nashville, then precap the Revs of New England and the Reals of Salt Lake. Blink and you might hurt yourself — you’ve got Blue Balls.

Because we have to, we have recorded an episode for you. The boys talk mind-numbing performances, contract extensions, premier league plotlines, and whether the nasty Nash will leave a rash at Yankee Stadium this weekend. Don't struggle, let the August malaise wash over you; you've got Blue Balls.

Are we turning the corner, Blue Ballers? Jake & Trey break down our first point in some time against the Revs and recent redcoat Jack Harrison. We talk keeper duels, Sands-y shore-ups, statement substitutions, and more. Plus: Prem prattle, playoff perversions, and primo player payola! Plus Plus: at a time of rising Canadian rage, we square off once again with Canada. Wipe up that maple syrup: you've got Blue Balls.

Don't open your veins just yet, NYCFC faithful. Come commiserate with your pals. We chat the brutal 2-3 loss to Philly and the misery in the 91st minute against Cincinnati. Plus rumors out of Romania, and your questions and comments. Plus: will Mr. Harrison jack three points from NYCFC? Or will New England find the pigeons Revolting? Put the safety back on that thing; you've got Blue Balls. 

Say hello to our Luighi friend Blue Ballers, we got Leagues Cup x3 to chat about so Jake and Trey break that whole mess down. With a little bit on Nico's radio silence, Plucky Philly, and YOUR comments and questions? Strap on in, you've got Blue Balls.