This week on Pop Uncultured, we weave a classic web of uncultured filth.  After I spend a little more time bemoaning the antics of famous fat guy Nikocado Avocado, JY theorizes that perhaps the reason for his stupidity is his non-heteronormative predilections.  Also we talked a lot about Hostess/Little Debbie snack treats and delicious cakes but I cut most of it out, because come on already.  I tell JY the story of how I got a single Twitter follower and how it led to a very stupid rabbit hole that I share with the class.

R M D, a grade-A, USDA prime cut of lean, unfunny beef.  This narrow man from New York (alias Buffalo Bones {not really, he should be so lucky to have an awesome nickname like that}) is parched like the Dickens, and the only thing that can quench his thirst is internet-flirting with any and every girl username that comes across his path.  After we get tired of watching his scrawny air-sex, we come across my favorite BB King song, "Paying the Cost to be the Boss", a true relic of misogyny from days gone by.  It's one hell of a jam, and the perfect song to play for incorrigible broads who are prone to back sass.  How dare those squirrely dames tell you how to live your life, especially when you simultaneously work at a job and have a penis.

From one music legend to another, we move on from BB King to perhaps the greatest musician of our time: David Liebe Hart.  His mama died and it's not fair.  Want to know more?  Listen to the thing, it's funny.  Also we solve incels with JY's Nonprofit Charity for Hiring Prostitutes to Have Sex With Virgins Who Are Shunned by the Fairer Sex Through No Fault of Their Own.

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