Class is aggressively in session as we open the creaky, over-budgeted doors of Blumhouse Productions — where horror gets high-fived, lowballed, rebooted, and sometimes accidentally brilliant. Join The Movie Guy Bay Bay Tommy James and Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace as they deep dive through the haunted halls of Blumhouse history: from micro-budget miracles to big-screen messes, with a few ghost stories and gimmicks in between. Meanwhile, Mista Malave has chosen the far wiser path — staring directly at a solar eclipse rather than face another “Truth or Dare” sequel.

We’re handing out roses to the ones that slayed… and throwing shade at the ones that should've stayed buried. It’s a group therapy session for the horror fan who's been burned by a trailer one too many times. Jason Blum, get in here — we’ve got notes.