Tap, tap, tappin' on my keyboard's edge,
Spinnin' words, I'm a digital hedge.
Every post, a nickel, maybe a dime,
Dancin' with crypto, one rhyme at a time.
Oh, the blockchain hums like a caffeinated bee,
As I write my way to digital glee.
Ink-stained fingers? No, they're passé—
Now it's pixels, baby, that pay my way.
Blurtin' for Bitcoin, ain't it divine?
Trading my words for a piece of the mine.
With every blog, I'm stacking that gold,
A digital treasure, a story retold.
My thoughts pirouette like a tango's sway,
While the comments roll in, a virtual ballet.
"Bravo!" they cheer, "Encore!" they plead,
For the gospel of Blurt fills a worldly need.
I sip my coffee, dark as my tone,
While my ledger grows, and I'm never alone.
Oh, the critics may scoff, the skeptics may pout,
"Virtual money? What’s that all about?"
But I wink and I grin, with my wallet so fat,
A modern troubadour with a blockchain hat.
Blurtin' for Bitcoin, ain't it divine?
Trading my words for a piece of the mine.
With every blog, I'm stacking that gold,
A digital treasure, a story retold.