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Hair all wrong
Coffee on my shirt
But I’m feelin’ strong
Clicked that screen
Like it owed me rent
Typed one line
I get paid to ramble on Blurt.blog
Tappin’ that keyboard, clearin’ my fog
Share a little art, snap a pic of my dog
Oh, life tastes sweet when you’re blurting that blog
Took a crooked photo
Of a burnt piece of toast
Wrote three lines
Like it’s some art show post
Dog in the background
Stealin’ the frame
Crypto in my wallet
[low vocal register]
I said I walk the dog, I walk the dog (woof)
I sing off-key, still log that blog
I post my noodles, my broken shoe
The chain keeps chingin’, that’s the sound of “thank you”
[crescendo]
One more riff
One more thought
Baritone belly laugh
Dropped a little doodle
Of a lopsided moon
Uploaded my “masterpiece”
At half past noon
Guitar in the corner
Strummin’ two wrong chords
Crypto for my chaos
Bless those keyboard lords
So I’ll share my heart
My noise, my fog
My crooked life
On that quirky blog
Deep voice humming
Like an old stray dog
Enjoy life, have fun
Get paid to blog on Blurt.blog