Well, I sat down at my keyboard, my coffee in my hand,
Wrote a tale 'bout my goldfish, how he leads the band.
They say, "Boy, that ain't poetry, it’s just a fishy pun,"
But Blurt.blog pays in Bitcoin, and I’m havin' some fun.
Oh, I’m blurtin’ the blues, tappin’ out my muse,
Earnin’ digital coin with my online views.
I write what I please, no editor to tease,
Blurt.blog’s got me singin’ these cryptocurrency keys.
I posted 'bout my breakfast, bacon, eggs, and grits,
The folks upvoted quickly, said, "Man, this really hits!"
Then I penned a saga, a cat who stole a shoe,
Got ten more Satoshis, now my wallet's feelin’ new.
From Delta blues to digital clues,
I’m cashin’ in my rhymes.
Click by click, my wallet ticks,
I’m rich in modern times.
Oh, I’m blurtin’ the blues, tappin’ out my muse,
Earnin’ digital coin with my online views.
I write what I please, no editor to tease,
Blurt.blog’s got me singin’ these cryptocurrency keys.
Oh, the trolls, they come a-knockin’,
Sayin', "Boy, your words are lame!"
But I just keep on blockin’,
And stackin’ Bitcoin all the same.