I spilled my tea on the mirror
It answered me back with a grin
The cat on the shelf started praying
And the teacups began to spin
My auntie swore she saw a comet
Curl up and nap in the hall
Then a little blue hand on the wallpaper
Tapped out a waltz on the wall
Oh, it’s weird
Oh, it’s sweet
When the impossible
Strange and unusual
That’s my delight
(oh yeah)
Ghost in the parlor
Dancing all night
(come on)
Strange and unusual
Kiss me goodbye
If the dead want to talk
The fortune-teller lost her ribbon
Then found it tied in my hair
A moon-faced stranger in a bowler
Swore he could vanish mid-stair
The radio hummed with a choir
Of voices that weren’t really there
And the accordion laughed in the doorway
Like it knew the punchline from air
Oh, it’s odd
Oh, it’s grand
When the hidden things
Strange and unusual
That’s my delight
(oh yeah)
Ghost in the parlor
Dancing all night
(come on)
Strange and unusual
Kiss me goodbye
If the dead want to talk
[Breakdown]
My crystal ball’s got a paper cut
My mirror blushes green
A whisper crossed my shoulder blade
Like a joke I’d never seen
Telepathy in a teacup
A moth in a wedding veil
The cellar door said, “Keep it quiet”
Then winked at the moonlight pale
Strange and unusual
That’s my delight
(oh yeah)
Ghost in the parlor
Dancing all night
(come on)
Strange and unusual
I’m feeling alive
If the dead want to talk
So ring the bell and turn the key
Let the odd ones in tonight
The weird and the wonderful
Are twirling in the light
(are twirling in the light)