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Blurt.media Radio - Blurt Blog Baritone

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Woke up broke

Check engine light, fridge light, both on
Hit that keyboard like a slot machine
Then I found a lil’ corner of the great beyond

[Verse 1]

Pull up Blurt dot blog on my tired old screen
Got coffee stains on a laptop lean
Type “walked my dog, he chased a frog”
Platform said, “Sir, that’s a quality blog”

I post my art, my crooked guitar

Out-of-focus photos from the dive bar
They sprinkle crypto on my dashboard tray
I say, “Pay me, pixels, make my day”

[Chorus]

Blurt Blog Baritone, gettin’ paid to ramble (oh yeah)
Deep voice, cheap jokes, watch the numbers scramble
Share your art, share your heart, share your dog on a log
Tap-tap, ka-ching, every silly lil’ blog
Enjoy life
Have fun
I hit “post”
And the profit’s done

[Verse 2]

I snap my lunch, that lopsided stew
Write three lines: “It kinda chewed me too”
Platform grins, drops coins in my cup
Even my leftovers leveled up

I paint a cat, looks more like bread

Call it avant-garde, hang it over my bed
They toss me tokens for my funky mistake
I’m like, “Keep on judging, I’ll keep cashin’ this cake”

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

[walk-up bass, horns answering]
I used to shout at clouds for free
Argue in the comments ’til two-fif-ty-three
Now I mumble in a baritone, hit “submit”
Turn my bad decisions to a tiny profit

[whispered vocals]

“Went for a walk
Tripped on a rock
Dog saw a squirrel
I saw my stock”

[growled baritone, big vibrato]

I get tipped for my griping
Paid for my typing
Life’s a joke
But the ledger’s hyping

[guitar solo with horn jabs]

[Chorus]

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