In the pilot episode, the squad takes on a monster of a movie with 2004's Van Helsing. They discuss important topics such as was this character just wolverine with a hat? Why must Kate Beckinsale always flip? Are friars allowed to curse? Frankenstein monster spin off films, do we want them? The answer is no.  Could a more serious tone save this movie? And maybe the most important question of them all: Why were there so many ropes?