Phil & Bob share tales of their personal experiences with crime in New York City.

The Treehouse team also investigates:

• the ghost town in the middle of Manhattan;

• why investors in commercial mortgage-backed securities should watch the movie Die Hard;

• Phil's mugging in Central Park;

• a homeless lunatic spitting on a beautiful woman;

• Bob's mom's real-life Dog Day Afternoon;

• depressed criminals vs. schizophrenic criminals;

• The Fancy Boat®, a revolutionary way to commute to Manhattan from Darien, Westport, Stamford, and Greenwich, CT;

• jet-skiing (to Manhattan); and

• the difference between road rage in NYC versus Trump country.