Our show quickly flies off the rails as we talk about, believe it or not, Former Senator and presidential candidate Bob Dole's genitalia. It's not quite as gross as it sounds. Almost, but not quite. We also talk about Britney Spears, but back when she was hot. And was in a commercial with Bob Dole.

Show Notes:

Pepsi Is Releasing a New Brand of ‘Fat-Blocking’ Cola - sure not to cause tumors or anything….

http://jezebel.com/5959880/pepsi-is-releasing-a-new-brand-of-fat+blocking-cola-that-will-obviously-totally-work

They Might Be Giants Cryptid Playing Cards

http://www.theymightbegiants.com/news/they-might-be-giants-paranormal-cryptid-myths-and-hoaxes-playing-cards/

ABC Denver station says “oops.”

http://americablog.com/2012/11/abc-denver-reportedly-misnames-petraeus-biography-all-up-in-my-snatch.html

Russia accidentally cuts the cable to all its satellites

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/11/a-single-severed-cable-cut-contact-between-russia-and-its-satellites/265275/

The Dole/Kemp website from 1996 is still up:

http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm

and this was briefly available - like looking into an alternate universe

http://mashable.com/2012/11/08/mitt-romney-website/

The Commercial in Question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt8uNG02ixA