I was working in the lab late one night

When my ears beheld a dreadful blight

For Bobby "Boris" Pickett began to write

An album which, to no surprise

Was really wack -- he made the monsters wack

The "Monster Mash", it was the only good track

The rest is wack -- the rest is really wack

He made it wack -- just stick to "Monster Mash"

From our laboratory in Everett Mass

We reviewed The Original Monster Mash

Andrew Wiley came from his humble abode

To join us in tearing down this load

Of monster crap -- he made the monsters wack

The "Monster Mash", it was the only good track

The rest is wack -- the rest is really wack

He made it wack -- just stick to "Monster Mash"

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