Desperate to keep the season going, the Caxton Valley Football League resort to a short film competition that ignites controversy when the Cougars recruit Japanese animator Hayao Miyazaki to create ‘Hobbo’s Moving Clubrooms;’ a restless ghost curates a new exhibition in the closed Bodgy Creek Regional Art Gallery & Matt Nelson’s Emporium have to front the consumer watchdog after trying to hoc Virgin Airlines cabin crew uniforms.

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