So this Lay Delegate walks into a hotel room... and he's watching tv when suddenly an infomercial for "Body Gospel" comes on... So, for 3 easy payments of 39.95, I can get the complete set of work out dvds where I can sweat and praise God to the latest and greatest worship songs, the body Gospel stretch bands, and I don't know what else I can get! It's amazing if you ask me!

Yeah, right. I may be about to start my own weightloss program, but I think I'll make mine totally faith free.