“Da da da da da da da! It’s that time of year again – X time! Where we at TPWND marvel (pun intended) at the shittiness of some more X books. This time, we have our sights set on Liefield’s iconically terrible X-Force run, as well as the first arc of Clarmont’s nostalgia cash grab Xtreme X-Men. Join Ora and Josh (who is battling the techno-organic virus) for an extravaganza of pouches, sword-knives, and bone-breaking female contortions. Theme: Chopin’s Nocturnes, Op. 9 no. 2, performed by Frank Levy.”