I don't want to be the kind of guy who yells into his mic alone in his bedroom but the world gets me so riled up these days!
Here is the Onion article I referenced. It hasn't been update for the past weekend yet but I will update the link when the article is updated.
https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1826142891
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