Mr. Slurpfam, bring me a show

(bung, bung, bung, bung)

Make it so baby that i’ll never go

(bung, bung, bung, bung) 

Give it a Kenny and 2 hosts who love her

(bung, bung, bung, bung)

Some Epstein-Theories and top-ics to cover

Mr. Slurpfam, I wanna know

(bung, bung, bung, bung)

Why Cait’s the hottest, one on the show

(bung, bung, bung, bung)

No offense to Jack but there’s really no other

She invented yellow and’s a perfect dog mother

Mr. Slurpfam, I’m no longer alone

(bung, bung, bung, bung)

Got JackAm now to call my own

(bung, bung, bung, bung)

So please turn on the topics please

Mr. Slurpfam show me your beam! 

Topics discussed on today’s episode include: Sandmen, Saudi twitter spies, late night DC, leaked Facebook docs, Christmas Crocs, Jackenezer Scrooge, bullshit online ads, Podsfriends Thanksgiving, and a truly cursed episode of The View!

Episode originally aired live on Twitch on Thursday 11/07/19 - VOD link for this episode here: 

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/505108284

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