SURPRISE!!  This week was so stuffed with wacky cinema that it couldn't be contained in a single episode!  This is a first in the theater where we have a special guest, Film Cam!  He's the only man with the tenacity to help me tackle the Tyrannosaurus sized treat that is The Velocipastor.  I'd offer a witty description, but with a title like that I'd just be putting a hat on a hat