Elle Features Editor and Discourse Blog contributor Katherine Krueger joins the gals to muse on ancient reality show "The Hills". Yes, we're going back to club drama, pre-Marxist Teen Vogue, and whale tails for this one, choosing our problematic faves, marveling at the lack of production value, and asking what we'd do if we stumbled upon a wall of Post-its plotting our future.

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