Happy new year, everyone! As a promised special treat, we've prepared for you a smattering of sections from the Elizabeths' pre-episode reading session. We usually say God help you, but this time: enjoy.

Content warning for this episode: Alcohol use, brief (neutral) weight mention

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Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSDDxOHt7xE9Gw9rGn8aZ4mm5lYTkTpfBsk_yp22IDd7JmtX5Vsiu9lvJd7VmOq-rtaE5n9hFNvG9tD/pub