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In this special haunted-house throwdown, John dives headfirst into the homes you should absolutely never sign a mortgage for. From the emotional trauma engine of The Haunting of Hill House to the glass death-maze chaos of 13 Ghosts, to the demon-fueled brutality of The Conjuring, this bonus episode breaks down the top three haunted-house horrors with dark humor, sarcasm, and action-packed commentary.

If you’ve ever wondered what happens when architecture turns predatory, ghosts get aggressive, and demons start playing hide-and-clap at 3 a.m., this one’s for you.

Come for the scares… stay for the jokes… and whatever you do—
 don’t open the basement door.

⚠️ Disclaimer: This show contains dark humor, adult language, and a disturbing lack of respect for the living.

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