In this installment of our The Secret Man series, Dux teams up with the KGB to track down a mysterious bioweapon. His path takes him to Milan to eat penne arrabiata with a milk-drinking Serbian and then to Dusseldorf to get drunk and complain about train travel. Finally, Dux writes himself in Beirut so he can heroically sleep through the terrorist bombing of the American embassy.

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