Marshall and Gunter recount their morning adventure, which should have included Marshall successfully buying Gunter a bagel—but absolutely did not. What follows is a full Marshall rant describing the people in the bagel shop in vivid, unnecessary detail. Naturally, the story zig-zags wildly, plans fall apart, and just to keep things on brand, Gunter’s microphone dies mid-episode.

It’s breakfast chaos, technical difficulties, and peak Northern Aggression energy—served without cream cheese.