"Psycho Killer? Qu'est-ce que c'est?" - Serena Van Der Woodsen after she murdered her French teacher. Which she doesn't actually do in this book, although there's plenty of gruesome death and dismemberment in this special spooky bonus episode! Enter an alternate universe where Blair picks over her victims almost as much as a vulture would, and Jenny has large boobs and a craving for raw meat. You know you love us!