Will and Alex are joined by Josh from In Vintage We Trust to walk through every single scene in “The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers” and discuss: the value of Sam’s friendship, if Saruman is a top-tier villain, pulling up to the gates of Mordor super early in the trilogy, Gandalf’s superpowers, orcs, ents, Grima Wormtongue, Faramir, Agent Smith and Arwen, the gradual defrosting of King Theoden, Smeagol vs. Gollum, Gollum vs. The Forbidden Pool, three-day old maggoty bread, if Aragorn has any good storylines, is Frodo a boring character, the Battle at Helm’s Deep, Merry and Pippin finally doing something, and early predictions for “Return of the King.”